I don’t know how you do it, but personally I rarely engage in bloodsport in the middle of my masturbatory sessions. Mixing business and pleasure is notoriously bad form, old boy.
I’ve never understood what issue most guys have with menstruation. I presume it to be some sort of irrational inculcated aversion. Personally, I enjoy the consequence-free opportunity to come in my lady of choice. And, usually, so does she.
“I could write entire books on masturbatory techniques and their many intricacies, but I’d need my dominant hand for that, and it’s presently occupied.”
“…We’re having a conversation.”
“Oh, I don’t mind me. I don’t find it distracting at all.”
At least it’s a peaceful and inexpensive hobby.
You can masterbate peacefully?!?
I don’t know how you do it, but personally I rarely engage in bloodsport in the middle of my masturbatory sessions. Mixing business and pleasure is notoriously bad form, old boy.
Blood is the most effective lube. It’s 50/50 lube and friction. Let alone the mental aspect.
I’ve never understood what issue most guys have with menstruation. I presume it to be some sort of irrational inculcated aversion. Personally, I enjoy the consequence-free opportunity to come in my lady of choice. And, usually, so does she.
“Masturbation? A man of your talents?”
“It’s a peaceful life.”
“I could write entire books on masturbatory techniques and their many intricacies, but I’d need my dominant hand for that, and it’s presently occupied.”
“…We’re having a conversation.”
“Oh, I don’t mind me. I don’t find it distracting at all.”
That’s too perfect, is it from something? Feels like Dennis from its always sunny
No, my mind just works in mysterious and occasionally unfortunate ways.
Scholar and a Gentleman
Why, thank you. That’s most gracious of you.