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minus-squarexxce2AAb@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month ago“I could write entire books on masturbatory techniques and their many intricacies, but I’d need my dominant hand for that, and it’s presently occupied.” “…We’re having a conversation.” “Oh, I don’t mind me. I don’t find it distracting at all.”
minus-squaregibmiser@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoThat’s too perfect, is it from something? Feels like Dennis from its always sunny
minus-squarexxce2AAb@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoNo, my mind just works in mysterious and occasionally unfortunate ways.
minus-squareInfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoScholar and a Gentleman
minus-squarexxce2AAb@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·27 days agoWhy, thank you. That’s most gracious of you.
“I could write entire books on masturbatory techniques and their many intricacies, but I’d need my dominant hand for that, and it’s presently occupied.”
“…We’re having a conversation.”
“Oh, I don’t mind me. I don’t find it distracting at all.”
That’s too perfect, is it from something? Feels like Dennis from its always sunny
No, my mind just works in mysterious and occasionally unfortunate ways.
Scholar and a Gentleman
Why, thank you. That’s most gracious of you.