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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 month ago

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  • Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca
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    buys cloud storage

    uses it as swap space

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      Inngh…need…more…SWAP.

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      deleted by creator

    • ulterno@programming.dev
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      Tell me if I’m wrong, but wouldn’t it be more expensive (and slow) than HDDs even at current prices?

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  • Arthur Besse@lemmy.ml
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    Magazine Advertisement: What Do You Say When You're Out Of Memory? I need RAM Doubler.
The more memory your Mac has, the more productive you'll be. But forget
about adding SIMMs. RAM Doubler is software that doubles your Mac’s
memory. RAM Doubler does what it says it will do. -Macworld. And you don't
have to open your Mac. Just run RAM Doubler's 15 second installation and
you can run twice as many applications — instantly. May well be the best
investment you make ıhis year, -MacUser. You'll agree. Buy RAM Doubler
today and double your RAM with one click. Your satisfaction is guaranteed.
RAM Doubler is available wherever great software is sold (SRP $99) or call
us at +800-950-5880, Ext. 280.
CONNECTIX

    (version 2.0 could triple your RAM)

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    https://downloadmoreram.com/ for those who miss the reference (and btw, it’s safe to click the download button, it doesn’t do anything, it’s just a good old school joke website)

    • Obinice@lemmy.world
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      I got my extra RAM on a floppy! SoftRAM95 baby 😎

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    sudo mkswap /swapfile 64G

    Problem?

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      Yeah, storage prices also suck :-(

  • DaPorkchop_ [any]@lemmy.ml
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    sudo apt install systemd-zram-generator

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    At this point I’m not even above buying a PC/laptop from Amazon, pulling the RAM then returning the whole thing…

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    I would down load massive Ram. And then I would download a Car!!!

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      Once you’ve downloaded a massive Ram, your next download should be a massive Sheep, so you can create your own supply of fresh Rams.

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        You’ll be shocked to learn that I have already downloaded a Mastodon!!!

  • durinn@programming.dev
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    Plz seed I’m at 93% I want RAM plz /s

  • Heavybell@lemmy.world
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    I use zram to host my swap, so… I kinda did?

  • billwashere@lemmy.world
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    I would …

  • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world
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    I downloaded more RAM and now my pc is screaming in Russian

    • Lawnman23@piefed.social
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      You mean our pc comrade…

  • neidu3@sh.itjust.works
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    I’ll image and share my swap partition, if anyone’s interested

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    I would download AI-Companies RAM…

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    zram

  • robocall@lemmy.world
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    30 days ago

    You may not be able to download ram, but you can download a gun

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