Microsoft’s aggressive AI push in Windows 11 through 2025 brought upon themselves the title Microslop. Unfortunately for the company, it’s everywhere on social media, and there isn’t a way to stop the spread, unless, of course, it’s their own Discord server.
Just for fun: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/microslop/
Streisand effect, GO
This is hilarious, ngl
I’m literally going to go out of my way to say “Microslop Office” at work today. They dun goofd
my favorite Pokémon
I didn’t really like the name microslop, but after their reactions, now I love and use it
This is like when someone gives the new guy a nickname abd they freak out about it.
You’ve only cemented the name you fools.
Microslop Windows Microslop Windows Microslop Windows Microslop Windows Microslop Windows Microslop Windows
Someone see if “Micros|op” (with the pipe character) or “MicrosIop” (with a capital letter i) is also blocked.
Lmao stfu Microslop
What a bunch of fuckin’ pussies. I’m going to start saying it even harder now.
Fragile much
Microsl0p
Microsucks
Microshite
That one is already taken by us constipated folk.
Oof! Sorry, didn’t know.
I wonder how much longer MS is going to walk this path?
Have you been seeing a lot of megacorporations get their act together and start behaving reasonably lately?
Obviously not, but their stock took a big dump and their AI spend is not sustainable yet they just keep going.
My orgs Win 11 GM is AI free so non-AI Windows is still maintained so a switch could be flipped today.
They could probably charge more for AI free Windows and Office
Oh man, imagine poisoning your product and then charging more for the poison free version. You’ve Really reached god status when you can pull off a move like that.
How about tiny trash? Or runty rubbish? Or junior junk?
Buy why would Microslop consciously damage its own, hard-earned branding and reputation?
