If you’ve ever gone hiking through a farmer’s field, you’ve likely noticed that your compass points directly to the nearest cow.
This is not an accident, and is part of a government conspiracy to replace all livestock with robots, in order to make them more accessible to aliens beaming them up from orbit[0].
This slow transition from biological to mechanical cows is known as hardware disease[1], and should be celebrated.
The more you know.
0: https://www.aemagnets.com/news/how-cow-magnets-save-animals.html
1: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardware_disease
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I prefer my version, but whatever
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Damn, did you make your username specifically for this post? 🐄
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So, you can actually use cows as a compass to a point.
Cows pretty consistently tend to align themselves on a north-south axis when resting. I don’t believe anyone has ever figured out why.
Compasses point north, not to any nearest magnet. If compasses pointed to any nearest magnet, they wouldn’t work as intended.
Is this a ken m bit
Can’t tell anymore
Anymore should learn to listen a little better
Have you ever magnetically levitated a cow? If not, then however magnetic they are, it’s less magnetic than frogs.
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RFK Jr and Kid Rock will be launching a “Drink Your Whole Magnets” campaign this week.
*Moognetic
I have one of these magnets on the side of my work truck. Didn’t know I was driving a cow
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