• Rentlar@lemmy.ca
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        29 days ago

        If it’s not stolen from a store in the West Midlands region, you have to call it “sparkling cacao”.

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      28 days ago

      Yes. You go on the dark web, post a request for chocolate and wait for offers. When someone agrees to get it you transfer them half of the payment in crypto. They leave the chocolate behind the toilet tank at King’s Cross (western entrance toilet, 3rd stall from the right) and you send them the other half of crypt after picking it up. You can save up to half a crown, depending on the type of chocolate you’re getting.