I bought a single Big Mac in rural nowhere the day before yesterday. I expected to pay about 4.50. Nope. Almost 7 dollars. 6.80 for single, cold, dry, wilted ass lettuce, dry ass cheese, sloppily made burger. I waited outside for nearly half an hour for it. Girl came to my window and said, “what did you order?” I told her and she still handed me a bag with a 4 piece nugget and a small fry. I had to go in and tell them they got it wrong, show my receipt which was stuck on the bag, then wait another 15 minutes for that cold, yucky sandwich.

The person who ordered the nuggets either left without looking or decided to say “fuck it”, because they didn’t come back in with me.

I would have done that, but I paid 7 bucks for the the shit.

That is it for me.

I don’t get mad when people make mistakes, and I wasn’t mad when all that happened. The only thing that made me mad was the price.

McDonald’s can kiss my ass. A few more dollars and a short wait and I could have got a banging ass meal just down the road at the noodle joint.