Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago... why?lemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square49linkfedilinkarrow-up1498
arrow-up1498image... why?lemmy.dbzer0.comStamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 5 months agomessage-square49linkfedilink
minus-squareLushed_Lungfish@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·5 months agoFor picking up chicks. Dude may be the fastest man alive but no lady gonna give him the time of day unless he got a sweet ass ride.
minus-squareFuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·5 months agoThey also ain’t calling him back because of how fast he is.
minus-squareLushed_Lungfish@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months agoThe man can vibrate every part of his body, just saying.
minus-squareHonytawk@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoYeah, vibrate through molecules. Doubt they have fun with that.
minus-squareChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoHe doesn’t need a motorbike for that.
For picking up chicks. Dude may be the fastest man alive but no lady gonna give him the time of day unless he got a sweet ass ride.
They also ain’t calling him back because of how fast he is.
The man can vibrate every part of his body, just saying.
Yeah, vibrate through molecules. Doubt they have fun with that.
He doesn’t need a motorbike for that.