Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 12 days ago... why?lemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square50linkfedilinkarrow-up1496
arrow-up1496image... why?lemmy.dbzer0.comStamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 12 days agomessage-square50linkfedilink
minus-squareLushed_Lungfish@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·edit-212 days agoFor picking up chicks. Dude may be the fastest man alive but no lady gonna give him the time of day unless he got a sweet ass ride.
minus-squareFuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·12 days agoThey also ain’t calling him back because of how fast he is.
minus-squareLushed_Lungfish@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 days agoThe man can vibrate every part of his body, just saying.
minus-squareHonytawk@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 days agoYeah, vibrate through molecules. Doubt they have fun with that.
minus-squareChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 days agoHe doesn’t need a motorbike for that.
For picking up chicks. Dude may be the fastest man alive but no lady gonna give him the time of day unless he got a sweet ass ride.
They also ain’t calling him back because of how fast he is.
The man can vibrate every part of his body, just saying.
Yeah, vibrate through molecules. Doubt they have fun with that.
He doesn’t need a motorbike for that.