• toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world
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    23 days ago

    they’re less thirsty, less heavy, less happy, less attractive, less wealthy, less strong, less resilient, less hopeful, less honest…

    it truly IS a miracle losing drug!

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      23 days ago

      Fitter, happier, more productive, comfortable, not drinking too much, regular exercise at the gym three days a week, getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries, at ease, eating well, no more microwave dinners and saturated fats

      A patient, better driver

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        23 days ago

        A safer car (baby smiling in back seat), sleeping well (no bad dreams), no paranoia, careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole), keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then), will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall)

        Favours for favours, fond but not in love