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minus-squarerobocall@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 days agooh my, what’s a big dicked beast that would be better suited for this?
minus-squareLog in | Sign up@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·10 days agoThe dick sounds great, but the bacterium is a little offputting, I think.
minus-squareT156@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·9 days agoBarnacle. Several times their body size, supposedly.
minus-squareRegrettable_incident@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 days agoA cock the size of a barnacle. . . Nope, the phrase just doesn’t inspire shock and awe.
oh my, what’s a big dicked beast that would be better suited for this?
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The dick sounds great, but the bacterium is a little offputting, I think.
Donkey, horse.
Barnacle. Several times their body size, supposedly.
A cock the size of a barnacle. . . Nope, the phrase just doesn’t inspire shock and awe.