FTonsilStones@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 28 days agoFilipino woman worships green statue for 4 years, finds out it is animated character Shrekwww.scmp.comexternal-linkmessage-square32linkfedilinkarrow-up1314file-text
arrow-up1314external-linkFilipino woman worships green statue for 4 years, finds out it is animated character Shrekwww.scmp.comFTonsilStones@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 28 days agomessage-square32linkfedilinkfile-text
Woman treats green ogre figure with great reverence; says she will continue to worship ‘kind-hearted’ cartoon statue
minus-squarepanda_abyss@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51·28 days agoShrek isn’t the worst idol. He’s grumpy but he’s got layers, and is fairly accepting. And I think we can all relate to how far he’ll go for a bit of peace and quiet.
minus-squarestupidcasey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·27 days agoWhat? Like some kind of onion creature?
minus-squarediabetic_porcupine@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·27 days agoI’d liken him more to a parfait
minus-squareFuck u/spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·26 days agoLike he came from a 3D printer.
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·27 days agoHonestly that’s a far better idol than most religions.
Shrek isn’t the worst idol.
He’s grumpy but he’s got layers, and is fairly accepting. And I think we can all relate to how far he’ll go for a bit of peace and quiet.
What? Like some kind of onion creature?
I’d liken him more to a parfait
Like he came from a 3D printer.
Honestly that’s a far better idol than most religions.