YEADON, Pa. – A Pennsylvania man is facing more than 500 charges after investigators say they discovered more than 100 human skeletal remains in his home.
Authorities said 34-year-old Jonathan Gerlach broke into mausoleums and gravesites multiple times at Mt. Moriah Cemetery in Yeadon, Pa. since Halloween.
I mean, at least he didn’t kill them himself?
Still horribly fucked and I worry for his mental health, but not as bad as it could be.
Yep. For a minute I read it as him getting caught dropping bones off… as in he had a backlog of 100 skeletons to dispose of after many more killings
since Halloween.
I don’t think I’ve ever hyperfixated on a hobby that hard before. He’s out there every day digging up at least one skeleton.
I mean I don’t think I’ve gotten 100 of anything done since Halloween.
Eh. They are already dead. Who cares?
You can fuck my corpse when I die.
Cool beans. See ya then, neighbor!
Brilliant.
Donald Trump, 2026 (colorized)
Real Frank Reynolds vibe right here!
I hereby donate my body to freaky shit upon the primary condition that it is funny as all fuck.
If medical science wants my cadaver for training purposes, my will has a clause that they must also use me in the same school’s theatre group as a comedy prop, manequin, puppet or ventrilloquist dummy. Limit one Hamlet a year. Unlimited stand up. Mannequin wearing school colours in the campus bookstore is also acceptable as a default resting place in between better uses as long as I am wearing classic Ray-Bans.
If some big tiddied goth girls or cultists wanna commune with the dead, conjure demons in profane rites or perform weird sex acts, I approve but the school colours and Ray-Ban rules still apply in perpetuity.
You drive a hard bargain. OK if the 'Bans aren’t exactly new? Flexible on tiddie dimensions?
Very.
Dude that guy was bustin his balls to get those skeletons. What a pace.
This guy is spare parts.
A latter day Gein maybe?
Phew, just a bone collector and not a serial killer.
He should run for president.
Idk. Might not be nearly enough skeletons.
He unironically would be a much better one than the one we have now.
These news always lack the most interesting part: reasoning. Why did he collect bones? Something crazy? Artsy? Just business for selling bones to other crazy or artists.
FTA:
“They are also investigating a Facebook group titled “Human Bones and Skull Selling Group,” where Gerlach was tagged and pictured holding a skull.”
That is some Fight Club level side hustle
Ah, he’s a Ghoul.
Trying to recreate this, maybe?
Seth Briars?
