What type of musical we talking?
Rocky Horror
Well, I’m smashing that button instantly.
Cannibal! The Musical.
Shrek
Obviously “Cats”
Edit; if there was a “Crabs” musical then that one.
How does this body work? Will I suddenly by gorgeous, or will a really sexy body be shoved in my trunk?
I love this interpretation. The rest of your life is a musical about trying to hide the body from authorities.
I have music playing in my head all the time anyway so smash that button.
Fuck… i don’t hate musicals but that would get real damn obnoxious fast…
You would love it, like they always do in the musicals.
I love music and could’t live without it. But I hate musicals, probably because I can’t be arsed listening to the lyrics. (Or rather, reading lyrics because thanks to having English as the second language I can’t tell what people are singing most of the time.)
So, it ends in a few hours?
So what’s the downside?
I’m not too big on musicals, so it’d get very old very fast. I wouldn’t take it because it’d just be too annoying.
The musical is Cats
So I would be like Steve from Big Top Burger
Last song of the day, stop me if you heard this one before: it’s time for the
Impromptu Masturbation Rap Interlewd (featuring my Wiener as the scraper block)

I hate musicals and already have close to my perfect body 😁
that sounds fun-
I feel like many trans folk would gladly take the offer, lol. I’m alright, the only musical I’ve ever liked is La Cage Aux Folles. 😅
I think I could handle about one bursting into song daily, more than that would get tiresome
If this means that I can be involved in a West Side Story like gang fight, then I’m in. Finger-Snap, Finger-Snap, Finger-Snap then shuffle, kick and twirl.
BRACE YOURSELVES FOR THE CRAB MUSICAL!















