I appreciate all the helpful suggestions, but yes, please do not pour grease down your drain.
Use it to make a blinding stew
Low concentration so it only lasts a day
Oh yes, just a one day blinding stew
I’m the only one in my family who eats meat. So I tend to make a massive pot of pork and sausage stew and freeze it in portions. I start eating bacon sandwiches as I’m about to run out for precisely this reason.

Gimme the recipe I have some stuff to blow up.
Make soap from the fat, extract glycerin from the soap, make nitroglycerin from the glycerin. The fat is the easiest to get ingredient unless you’re wartime rationing.
Nice try FBI
No FBI here I am from EU. You are protected by GDPR
Nice try Interpol
The only intelligence org I work for is SOVA
Very good for making the stew that blinds you for a day
Put it in a jar, then stuff the jar down your drain.
Put the grease in a jar, use the grease later to lubricate your guillotine, and then wish your nearest scrooge a merry Christmas >:3
Put the grease in your neighbors car
And be strangled to death by every plumber for creating fatbergs
After reading about waste oil coagulant powder used in japan I found that it is simply Stearic acid. It comes in powder form, I believe some use it when making candles. It’s fairly inexpensive. A few of spoonfuls into hot oil and it congeals the oil into a fatty lump as it cools that can be dumped into the bin.
Why do you not cook with it?
The sink yearns for the grease.
Aye, so does my pastry.
You guys don’t just drink it???
I pour it down my pants. Keeps my dangly bits slick & warm.
Leave it in the pan and use it for cooking the next time
You peeps are throwing away perfectly good bacon fat???
Perfectly good for lubricating the plumbing in my house.
I still do granddaddy’s method because bacon grease is the best substance to season cast iron.










