elric@lemm.ee to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days agoTesla, $TSLA, Board of Directors have just reportedly opened a search for a CEO to succeed Elon Muskwww.wsj.comexternal-linkmessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up1337cross-posted to: news@lemmy.world
arrow-up1337external-linkTesla, $TSLA, Board of Directors have just reportedly opened a search for a CEO to succeed Elon Muskwww.wsj.comelric@lemm.ee to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square15fedilinkcross-posted to: news@lemmy.world
minus-squareLordOfLocksley@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47·11 days agoI’ll do it. Here’s my CV. As you can see, compared to the current CEO it’s vastly better: can beat a tutorial boss. In fact, has beaten many final bosses has never done a nazi salute is loved by partner and child To top it off, I’ll do it for the low low price of 200k/year
minus-squareGlitterbomb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 days agoDealbreaker round: do you regularly take ketamine?
minus-squareLordOfLocksley@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 days agoTo quote my mother “You’re such a… sensible… person”
I’ll do it. Here’s my CV. As you can see, compared to the current CEO it’s vastly better:
To top it off, I’ll do it for the low low price of 200k/year
Dealbreaker round: do you regularly take ketamine?
To quote my mother “You’re such a… sensible… person”