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minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 month agoSo God gave her an Immaculate Conception … and Gabriel gave her a golden shower?
minus-squareEvacuateSoul@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoThe immaculate part was that she was without sin. Just learned that recently, but I grew up protestant, so that wasn’t a thing for us.
minus-squareAxExRx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoMy cousin almost got kicked out of catholic school, because when they were covering this, she asked if there was any reason to believe Joseph hadn’t simply had a wet dream, and Mary rolled onto it.
So God gave her an Immaculate Conception … and Gabriel gave her a golden shower?
The immaculate part was that she was without sin.
Just learned that recently, but I grew up protestant, so that wasn’t a thing for us.
My cousin almost got kicked out of catholic school, because when they were covering this, she asked if there was any reason to believe Joseph hadn’t simply had a wet dream, and Mary rolled onto it.