I was really just saying it to amuse myself and other customers in earshot, it always cracks a smile.
So I was shocked shitless when I got that stupid mug haha
I don’t ask anymore because, ya know, that took the piss out of it lol
Edit, oh also, whenever I’m dealing with a self-checkout and the automated voice thanks me, I loudly proclaim “you’re welcome, magic box!” That one busts people up every fucking time
At a thrift store…
“Would you like to make a donation?”
“No, would you like to make a donation to me?”
Woman said yeah, reached behind the counter and pulled out a free coffee mug lol
You never know unless you ask! And as long as you’re not an asshole about it, the worst they can say is “no”.
I was really just saying it to amuse myself and other customers in earshot, it always cracks a smile.
So I was shocked shitless when I got that stupid mug haha
I don’t ask anymore because, ya know, that took the piss out of it lol
Edit, oh also, whenever I’m dealing with a self-checkout and the automated voice thanks me, I loudly proclaim “you’re welcome, magic box!” That one busts people up every fucking time