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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago

Oh thank god

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Oh thank god

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago
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  • SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world
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    9 months ago

    Why the fuck did you cut out the information on sleeper fatties?

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    A sleeper fatty ? What ?

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      She got a sleeper fatty

      (Secretly has a fat ass)

  • crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Why does this “AI” read like it was written by an Indian teenager?

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      ‘700 Indian engineers posed as AI’: The London startup that took Microsoft for a ride

  • Bosht@lemmy.world
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    What the fuck is a sleepr fattie?!? I MUST KNOW

    • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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      It’s like a sleeper cell. If the sleeper fatty receives a subliminal message they hijack an airplane and crash into the nearest skyscraper

    • lastunusedusername2@sh.itjust.works
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      I have a truly marvelous explanation but my sleeper fatty is too fat to leave room for it…

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      Too ba…

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      deleted by creator

  • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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    I like big butts and I cannot lie!

    • Bonesince1997@lemmy.world
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      May I offer you 6-8 donuts?

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      You other brothers can’t deny

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      I like big butts and I cannot tell the truth!

      You must best our challenge if you wish to pass, wayward traveler.

      • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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        Sir mix-a-lot didn’t die so I can experience such oppression!

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          Sir Mix-a-Lot isn’t dead

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            Maybe not, but it seems like this career has died. Haven’t seen him doing anything in the last 5 years, and I don’t think there’s been an album published under his name in more than 15 years.

            The man might not be dead, but it sure seems like his career is.

            I hope he’s enjoying retirement.

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              Oh, I was setting you up for “Like I said, Sir Mix-a-Lot didn’t die”

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                Right. Sorry, I’ve been dense the last few days.

                Have a good one, kind stranger.

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    You certainly will not regret eating 6-8 donuts a day, thereby becoming phat and wealthy with zero negative consequences whatsoever.

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    Ah, it’s that time of year.

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    I support this message.

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    If that diet ever only applied to the boobs and butts, guys would be buying them for you everyday. Sadly, the diet blows you up all over to the point your flopping over your undies and slapping your knees with your navels

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