• BenThereDoneThat@lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    There’s a Mexican restaurant which I always wanted to try. Walked in and ordered a carne asada plate- the fucking thing was almost 30 bucks. It took like 20 minutes and was the consistency of reconstituted shoe leather and tasted like a jarred fart.

    There is never a soul eating in there and yet it remains open.

    SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER

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      2 months ago

      Oof, if you’re going to run a money laundering business at least either provide a good product or a cheap price.

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        2 months ago

        They don’t want to do that because the restaurant could potentially become popular and then they’d have to actually function as a restaurant.