Elissa Slotkin is the HotDog Princess of the oligarchy. She is heiress to grandpa’s BallPark Franks—subsidiary of Tyson Foods megacorp. Every time someone eats a hotdog, Elissa inherits more passive wealth than most laborers earn in a year.
I tried doing the math to figure out how much she makes per second from hot dog sales but was unable to figure out how many goddamn hot dogs Tyson sells so I gave up.
Just wanted you to know someone else cares about the math here.
Elissa Slotkin is the HotDog Princess of the oligarchy. She is heiress to grandpa’s BallPark Franks—subsidiary of Tyson Foods megacorp. Every time someone eats a hotdog, Elissa inherits more passive wealth than most laborers earn in a year.
Point taken, but how much do you think a hot dog costs?
I tried doing the math to figure out how much she makes per second from hot dog sales but was unable to figure out how many goddamn hot dogs Tyson sells so I gave up.
Just wanted you to know someone else cares about the math here.
healthcare, education, and the environment
It costs all of us good healthcare, education, and environment so Elissa can be the HotDog Princess.
Same as a Star Wars.
Back in my day, Frankfurters only cost a nickel.