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It’s not garlicced bread. It’s Garlic bread.
Present tense.
A gar is currently licking it at all times.
So the green parsley isn’t green parsley, but tiny gar.
no, they’re smaller. didn’t they cover gar theory in your biology class in school?
No, after I ate my garlic bread they kicked me out of biology class, I guess they thought I’d eat the other experiments too.
I had a gar as a pet fish when I was a kid. Was about 2 feet long and ate 100 feeder fish in minutes. RIP Elvis the Gar.
So Elvis is dead, I knew it
Same result, final resting place was the toilet.
I doubt you’d wanna flush a 2 foot long fish no matter how skinny it was
Am I to believe, as God’s own truth, that the sea’s abominable and wriggling fish stuck tongue from mouth and licked this bread?
Has anyone seen a gar growing from a plant though? The elusive vine-gar.
Yes, and it’s really tasty!
This isn’t it at all.
The fish was playing the bread.
Like spoons or a washboard? I have a very specific animated fantasy forming in my head
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lick_(music)
Could be whatever floats your boat
This is an Animal Crossing worthy pun.
nope, other way around
I almost couldn’t bring myself to upvote this one… Well done.
