He’s eating it with a spoon so no one can say he eats bananas for the shape

  • BigDiction@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    3 days ago

    You forfeit your Alpha Male Club membership and any dues paid immediately.

    You are disqualified from ever becoming a Navy SEAL.

    If your favorite sports team wins a championship it will have nothing to do with you being a fan.

    If you have any male cats they are promoted to King (s) of the house.

    It’s brutal.