Is this the new Eragon revival? Looks just as shitty as the first adaptation
“Well ex-cuuuuuuse me, princess!”
angry internet gamer noises
Neither of these people are ethnically elfish. Immersion absolutely ruined. FFS, Mr. Zelda looks downright Norwegian. Not a drop of Hyrulean blood in his veins. I’m boycotting this movie. I’m boycotting it!
As long as it has one of these references:
“Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess!”
“HEY LISTEN”
“Suavamente”
“It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this!”
Combat rolls
Bomb jump
Shield spring jump
Chakram Boomerang moment
Sword Throw
we’re good
The only reference I’d care to see is “LINK! So good to see you! …you must die!”
“You’ve killed me!”
“Good!”
The trailer hopefully will show:
- Jack Black as a Goron king wincing saying “ooo right in the dekus!” after Link gets hit in the groin by a slingshot and crosses his eyes before falling backwards
- The Rock as Ganondorf doing the eyebrow raise, and saying, “can you smell what the 'dorf is cooking?”
- James Bautista sneaking into a Gerudu camp wearing a lacy tube top, face covering, and flowing pants
- Link’s horse making a suggestive whinny and pushing Link closer to Zelda played by Zendaya
Game: imaginative gorgeous landscape
Movie: generic scenery from someone’s backyard
If my backyard looked like I wouldn’t be nearly as miserable as I am.
