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CodyIT@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 days ago

Programming for the first time

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Programming for the first time

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CodyIT@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 days ago
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  • Fizz@lemmy.nz
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    Claude please place this rake down I’m about to take a step forward!

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    You forgot the part where you step on the rake in different ways to see which one whacks you in the face the fastest.

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      That’s just doing science at that point.

      • Hupf@feddit.org
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        The Difference

  • floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Me opening man test for the 19th time

  • argueswithidiots@lemmy.world
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    As someone who’s been trying to learn Python recently, this resonates with me. I am glad I will always fuck it up.

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      BTW you missed a colon at the end of your if statement on line 341. Also you used irregular whitespace on another line, but I’ll let you find that one yourself, as a treat.

      • kippinitreal@lemmy.world
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        Btw your import imports an import causing a cyclic dependency. Good luck <3

        • tomiant@piefed.social
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          My DOOM! floppy was corrupted bc cyclic redundancy check.

          Doesn’t anyone care about MY feels?

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        I’ve so far avoided using LLMs unless I need something explicitly explained. I don’t know enough to be able to verify any code it would produce, so I don’t know what the hell these vibe coders are doing.

        But I’m also a little long in the tooth to be starting this, so maybe that’s part of my problem.

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        those colons piss me off so much. they are so useless. I hate them

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          I love them. I love python. I love you.

          • tomiant@piefed.social
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            2 days ago

            I love lamp.

  • JATth@lemmy.world
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    My level:

    7 - 8

    18446744073709551615, 4294967295, 65535, 255 what is this witchcraft?!

    ...

    A lot of sevens in octal, and now your clipboard is full of Fs. /j

    ...

    /toohigheffort

  • graycube@lemmy.world
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    As someone who has been coding for over 40 years, this is so true.

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      https://open.spotify.com/track/6grFWYpLQul3nAHjzzPKT8?context=spotify%3Asearch%3Aold%2Bman%2Bniel

      Old Man - Neil Young

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    I’m currently prototyping a macro to help reduce boilerplate, as part of a more general library. And I’m doing some wild shit, like defining the fields of a data type from the parameter list of a function.

    But then, yeah, what I’m now stuck on is that my generated code references a data type under one name, but it’s actually got a different name in the public API. All the wild shit was smooth sailing, but a technicality now fucks me over. 🫠

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    Every time there’s a new site with programmer humor… 2 good jokes, then it’s just a bot spamming the same dead ass memes.

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      I feel like that about life in general.

  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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    Exactly.

  • tomiant@piefed.social
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    Had me in the first half.

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    Skill issue, git guud /s

    • tomiant@piefed.social
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      I just use AI!

      It solves so many problems.

      And introduced so many more.

      But it solves them too.

      And so on.

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