• BombOmOm@lemmy.world
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    20 days ago

    “Dad, I don’t know how to say this, but…I’m gay”

    “We know. Now, would you like some tacos?”

    “What?”

    “Sigh, I guess I’m eating all the tacos.”

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      20 days ago

      “I told you, I’m gay.”

      “And I’m hungry. If you don’t act now, I’m going to eat them all.”

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      20 days ago

      Oh I read that totally different.

      “Hey dad here’s a party box of tacos also I’m gay as fuck”

      “Word, these supreme though?”