what do you mean the 20 of us can’t sit together without a reservation?
I worked in retail for 7 years. Every damn Sunday we would get at least one customer in their Sunday best turn into an impatient, vile, insulting human being towards us because of something in the weekly ad or whatever. I wasn’t particularly religious despite attending Catholic school for every grade until high school graduation, but this solidified my loss of faith even more.
Oh, and it was a tiny bit of an influence on me becoming an alcoholic too! Yay!
That’s why I like being on ad every sunday, no matter what, I was out of the building before 12pm. No nightmare grandma’s for me.
This church group used to come in sunday afternoons. No reservation. At least 12 people. Separate checks. They’d sit for over an hour and have a meeting with their pastor. None of them tipped or if they did they rounded up to the nearest dollar.
I’m not all the way through The Righteous Gemstones yet but I can’t believe they haven’t done this at that restaurant they go to after church.
Bastards.
I Can’t Believe It’s Not The Onion.
Accurate.
