Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoQuestions from Courtlemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square20linkfedilinkarrow-up1272
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minus-squareRodgeGrabTheCat 🇨🇦🏴☠️@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up29·2 months agoAttorney: Were to present for your son’s birth (asked of the biological mother). I believe I read this in “the coffee news” many years ago.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agoVanessa: “My dad left before I was born!” Deadpool: “My dad left before I was CONCEIVED!”
Attorney: Were to present for your son’s birth (asked of the biological mother). I believe I read this in “the coffee news” many years ago.
Vanessa: “My dad left before I was born!”
Deadpool: “My dad left before I was CONCEIVED!”
My dad left before he was born!