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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 29 days ago

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 29 days ago
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  • ephrin@sh.itjust.works
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    Fun fact, they got their prize taken away the display taken down after a week because the organizers were told found out what this is. They got to keep the ribbons though.

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      Poling said the state fair board considered stripping him of his awards, but decided to let him keep his ribbons.

      It was only removed after being on display for a week

      When asked why Poling’s miniature was removed, a state fair spokesperson said “entries submitted to the fair routinely reviewed throughout the event.”

      Source: the Louisville ABC TV station

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        Im still not sure why it was removed. Im not sure what the event was even for, but it looks like a showcasing of art projects? In which case, why remove it? It has connections to profane work, but is not of itself profane. Does having connections to profane works devalue the attatched piece? Does the piece not stand on its own merits?

        • Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Lemme tell you about the donkey jizz sluts in the bible

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            well…go on…

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              Ezekiel 23:20

              There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.

              Iirc this is some parable/prophecy about Israel not following god’s law or something. So slut shaming a whole nation.

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                That’s not donkey jizz, just liking hung dudes. Which I think is understandable.

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                  dudes hung like donkeys and who jizz like horses.

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                Oh no, a simile!

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                  That’s the one.

              • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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                That last verse makes no sense - were bosom and breasts different back then?

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                  Bible uses repetition a lot. Sometimes almost like Mojo Jojo.

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          Because it isn’t about art if they feel they can censor things.

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          Have you ever talked to a Republican? They’re not reasonable people.

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            To be fair to Republicans - they are staunchly against porn, refuse to partake in viewing and stand against it’s availability. And given that, had any Republican been in charge of this competition, they would have immediately recognized the subject and disqualified the miniaturist the moment it was submitted.

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          Did you see the couch stain? I don’t think that necessarily makes it bad enough to take down, but it’s subtle so you have missed it and it’s the part that is the most “objectionable” for lack of a better word.

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        Thank you for the correction!

    • otacon239@lemmy.world
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      Prudes gonna prude.

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    There’s a stain on the couch, lol.

    • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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      Specifically the middle cushion. I have video.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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      It smells like my sister.

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      deleted by creator

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    I used to work for the company upstairs in the same building as the inspiration for this diorama. There was a video where he went out and let a lady in after hours and I was like holy fuck I know those stairs… and that door… for about 6 months I walked past that door and never saw the guy, the blinds always closed. But eventually I found out they discovered a tenant filming porn in the building and they kicked him out. And I was like I fucking new it!

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    I’m ootl here, what is this?

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      A well known porn set

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      deleted by creator

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        Ootl means out of the loop

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    Is that actually a butt print on the couch?

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      Now that is some attention to detail

    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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      Definitely cum and/or vaginal ejaculation.

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    Hope my girlfriend gets the jobs 🤞🤞🤞

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    It kind of bothers me we don’t have a gay porn equivalent to this. We have some hilariously bad stuff that’s worthy of mockery and recognition. The porne ultimatum comes to mind as hilariously bad.

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        I’m so sad they sold out and moved to Nevada :(

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          Where can I read more about this? This is the first I’ve heard this.

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            The search term you want is probably “SF Armory sold by Kink.com” It was a few years ago.

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      That’s a super fun name.

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        “What you doing? You can’t wrap your hands around my dick!”

        It’s so hilariously bad.

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    What are the ribbons for? The article just says that it was submitted “to the state fair”.

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