I will get a bidet the day they invent one that sprays soapy water. Washing your ass without soap is like washing your hands without soap.

Washing your ass in the sink is unsanitary. I don’t need shit particles in my sink bowl. I much rather just hop in the shower after a shit and wash my ass with body wash after I’m done wiping. If you have a detachable showerhead, it’s easy to do so without getting your whole body wet.