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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 8 days ago

The haunted look gives away which is which

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The haunted look gives away which is which

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 8 days ago
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  • vateso5074@lemmy.world
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    I know they’re sisters, but it is interesting just how much they look like Elizabeth Olsen now. I keep mentally separating them because the Olsen twins were child stars who have been out of the spotlight for a long time, while Elizabeth’s career didn’t really take off until she was an adult.

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      Child stars who then had a pretty successful brand built around them and now have a combined net worth of around a billion dollars.

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      Their careers are financially meaningless to them. IIRC they are both Billionaires.

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    …they was babies when i was 11…wtf?..

    • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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      Cocaine.

    • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Porn’s not a forgiving career.

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    I get that they’re wealthy and all, but I don’t like that they mostly stay away from the spotlight and people still make fun of their appearance.

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    Left knows how, right knows when.

  • SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works
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    Two scarlet witches are better than one

  • ekZepp@lemmy.world
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    Would and totally would.

    • WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca
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      Go back to Reddit

      • ekZepp@lemmy.world
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        Why? I find them attractive, kill me. I didn’t say they would beg for a night of passion with me. Quite sure they won’t. I just say i would totally be willing to.

        • Cavemanfreak@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          No one is blaming you for that part. But it’s wholly unnecessary to post your thoughts about it.

          • ekZepp@lemmy.world
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            Ok, got it.

            Drug addicted, creepy, anorexia = good comment ✅

            Attractive, would smash = Bad comment ❌

            I’ll remember from now on. Man, you never stop learning.

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              Good on you for trying! But there’s no need to bring up the first ones either, unless it’s relevant to the discussion! Just filter yourself man, you don’t have to comment every thought you have.

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      Gonna need a couple of ball gags, shimenawa, and an 8-ball apiece…

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        … making a list.

        [This was sarcasm just in case you guys didn’t get it]

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          Yeah, no worries. Judging by the downboats, no one grasps that said rope is a purifying element in its originating culture. Shoulda just gone with “8-ball gags” for the easy low brow laugh. 🤪🤷🏼‍♂️

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            You get it bro. One gag ball is for you 😙 💕

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    Hail, Thane of Cawdor.

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    I can already see/smell the low-ceiling foggy hut full of reagents where they live deep in the woods

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    Theta because one of them is about to do it.

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