My friends spawned a miniature human recently and I have been encouraging them to replace swear words with the word “Belgium”. First because its a HHGttG reference, second, is that its a joke that will take a long time to pay off. In a few years, when the kid is in school and starts trying to learn/repeat bad words they are going to try swearing in a deeply funny way. Oh, to be a fly on the wall at that parent-teacher conference.