OK, I got called out

Suck my dick O’Leary

Nah bro, that bash alias is FULLY documented in .bashrc! Idiot.

A self-written shell script “daemon” that tails & greps log output for “ERR|FAIL”

I know there’s a meme here, but as a Canadian, I’m sorry about that traitorous asshat.

Since I’m somewhat of a simpleton… isn’t that how pipelines actually work? The only difference being, they’re all (scripts) available from a centralized system and triggered i.e. with webhooks?

Instead of a local script on a server, the system opens i.e. a ssh session and runs the script step by step remotely?

So is that the joke or am I missing something?

Oh man, you guys should see what I was cooking up at my old place.

Head office too shitty to give us an actual asset management solution, but we did have full access to the Microsoft suite, so i used a SharePoint lists as databases, powerapps apps running on iPads for all the data entry ux and then like two dozen hacked together power automate flows linking them all together as well as taking any Info out of the actual IT systems head office used and since we didn’t have API access to those system any data feeding back in to them would be in the form of automated emails that the poor 1st line techs in head office would have to sort through and process manually.

I’ll hear NO aspersions against my precious Cron!

Cron is magic. Cron is civilization!

I feel attacked

Yes