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The Pentagon has summoned military officials from around the world for a gathering in Virginia. Even top generals and their staffs don’t know the reason for the meeting.
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The Pentagon has summoned military officials from around the world for a gathering in Virginia. Even top generals and their staffs don’t know the reason for the meeting.
“Ok everyone, we’re here for a very important reason. Trump is pouty over his UN incident and we need to throw him a proper dictator worship party. I’m going to need all of you in DC pronto so we can really give those boots a good kissing. It’s for The Good Of the Country™©®.”
Sorry boss, best I can do is a warship party.
-Navy equivalent of brigadier general or above