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carrylex@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

on 3 billion devices

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on 3 billion devices

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carrylex@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago
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    somewhere off in the distance i hear a familiar jingle: ‘3 billion strong… and growing’

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    Shoot, I got paid to write a brand new Java 8 application… in 2020

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      My team was just handed a Java 1.2 codebase, we are deploying it (mostly as is) to production next week.

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        Make sure you enable the right flags on the JVM, such as this one:

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    grainy photo of a sticker saying "NaN Billion Devices Run Jav"

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    According to https://www.oracle.com/java/technologies/java-se-support-roadmap.html, Java 8 Extended Support will end in December 2030

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      The universe ends December 2030

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      With about 5 asterisks next to it, and indefinite sustaining support. I don’t think Java 8 is going to die even after the universe ends.

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    I miss SrGrafo…

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