This is definitely on the horizon and future generations won’t even be aware of a time when you didn’t pay a subscription for every aspect of life. (TikTok screencap)

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    The required brain chip app monitors attentional neural networks while stimulating the image centers to display ads. Common side effects are nausea, vomiting, over throwing the state, and vertigo.

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      You also need to purchase a minimum of 60% of what the ads promote otherwise you clearly didn’t pay attention and your fridge will stay locked or starts heating instead of cooling.