Let me tell you why you’re here. You’re here because you know something. What you know you can’t explain, but you feel it. You’ve felt it your entire life, that there’s something wrong with the Street. You don’t know what it is, but it’s there, like a tickle in your Elmo, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I’m talking about?
Let me tell you why you’re here. You’re here because you know something. What you know you can’t explain, but you feel it. You’ve felt it your entire life, that there’s something wrong with the Street. You don’t know what it is, but it’s there, like a tickle in your Elmo, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I’m talking about?
Look man, I just need the map so I can deliver this boiler. I’m not being paid enough to do a sociological breakdown of my clients.