Looks like Jesus took the wheel.
should have been “jesus take the yoke,” i see why the confusion
Yes, first question I was going to ask was, if Jesus was his co-pilot? Because I don’t think he’s been certified.
Jesus knows he can’t stay dead so he like to fuck with people by taking over and pretending to crash. Jesus likes to jerk your chain
Well I remember a pilot telling me that Jesus was his co-pilot. And then he introduced this Jesus to me. A guy from Mexico, but I forgot his last name.
Should have asked if Jesus had his night rating classification.
If I see a deity pilot, I’m going to be like, “Boy, I hope they’re qualified.”
It means: “I won’t question the obvious religious bullshit that you will not stop spewing out of your gobhole. You control reality now with your hate filled nonsense religious fiction, and that’s preferable over reality.”
Which is fucking disgusting. Glad that christian nationalist piece of nazi shit is dead. Stupid rich assholes and their private planes.
“I prefer not to fly with the commoners.” Good. Eat Mountain.
Source on him being a “christian nationalist piece of nazi shit”?
Cringe thread, top to bottom.
Jesus has a twisted sense of humour.
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