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minus-squareDeflated0ne@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up60·13 days agoI drive like an old bitch. I ain’t got ticket money. You’ll find me in the right lane. Running the speed limit. Like an old bitch.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·13 days agoSame I mean, I could afford the ticket, but I’d rather spend that money on LEGO
minus-squareDeflated0ne@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·13 days agoFriend of mine just told me about a new 9000 piece death star. Gonna cost like $1000. He’s already planning for it around his yearly bonus at work.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·13 days agoMy wife wants me to buy it for our wedding anniversary next month
minus-squareZwiebel@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·edit-213 days agoBroke: My wife doesnt let me buy legos WBroke: My wife demands I buy legos
minus-squareblargh513@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-213 days agoHmmm, sitting quietly, assembling a child’s toy from an instruction sheet and spending $1000 for the privilege, or driving a fast car… Wow that’s a tough one! Edit: oh yummy down votes, they taste so good, tears of the manchild!
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·13 days agoI wonder how much it would cost for you to wreck your car
minus-squareQuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·13 days agoChildren’s toys are rarely $1000USD or are the size of most kids.
minus-squareAlcoholicorn@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·13 days agoWhat kind of fast car are you getting for 1000 dollars?
minus-squareSoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·13 days agoHell yes, fellow slow driver! It also saves fuel and car maintenance expenses.
minus-squareQuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·13 days agoI sold cars for a while. When you sell cars the company’s insurance typically requires the dealer to make sure everyone has a clean recent driving record. That means no speeding or bs of any kind.
I drive like an old bitch.
I ain’t got ticket money. You’ll find me in the right lane. Running the speed limit. Like an old bitch.
Same
I mean, I could afford the ticket, but I’d rather spend that money on LEGO
Friend of mine just told me about a new 9000 piece death star. Gonna cost like $1000.
He’s already planning for it around his yearly bonus at work.
My wife wants me to buy it for our wedding anniversary next month
Broke: My wife doesnt let me buy legos
WBroke: My wife demands I buy legosThis should be a bumper sticker
Hmmm, sitting quietly, assembling a child’s toy from an instruction sheet and spending $1000 for the privilege, or driving a fast car…
Wow that’s a tough one!
Edit: oh yummy down votes, they taste so good, tears of the manchild!
I wonder how much it would cost for you to wreck your car
Children’s toys are rarely $1000USD or are the size of most kids.
What kind of fast car are you getting for 1000 dollars?
A very rare Hot Wheels
Hell yes, fellow slow driver! It also saves fuel and car maintenance expenses.
I sold cars for a while. When you sell cars the company’s insurance typically requires the dealer to make sure everyone has a clean recent driving record. That means no speeding or bs of any kind.
Ok? 🙃