• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    I had a kidney stone once. Too big to pee out. So the doctors shoved a laser up my dick and turned my insides into star wars.

    If the aliens didn’t want to destroy the kidney stone, just extract it, I understand why he’s not talking.

    He’s just imagining the medical bill that they had to recruit specialists from another GALAXY??? DUDE!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FAR OUTSIDE YOUR NETWORK THEY ARE???