“Fish” looks like it has to work at a Starbucks for $11 an hour.
“I could bite clean through your torso and this counter, spit it out and stomp on it before you realize you’re dead, but sure, I’m the one that fucked up the app order that clearly states you asked for cold brew and not an Americano, but whatever, I don’t get payed enough to kill the stupid customers.”
What reptile is that?
An ichthyosaur I think, although they’ve all been dead for a hot minute (as in tens of millions of years)
Sounds more like a cold couple of minutes, but I’m not good at math
Fish looks like he does not approve of those two weirdos edging in on his domain
What’s with land vertebrates and evolving back to the sea?
Endless summer vacation.
Fish looks like me when I have a mandated office day.
Soooo, fish, fish, and… Ummm… Fish, got it.
I love how every vertebrate is a fish or none are.
cant be true, cause the fish has the exact face as i do on monday mornings
