my guy’s about to drown in the fangirl photos
Unfortunately it’s not coming with an internet connection.
Pft.
You really think that’s gonna stop anyone?
It wouldn’t surprise me if someone has Kali on a USB stick.
They’re probably taking out the wifi card
USB wifi dongles are cheap and easily concealable though.
An Amiga 386sx running Windows 3.11 and Office 97, and EarthLink dial up on a Hayes 2600 baud modem.
Oh, so marginally better performance than today’s windows 11 machines! Don’t make me salivate!
Modems are a big no-no.
Maybe they will give him an acoustically coupled modem connection and make him screetch into it to connect
No, they’re specifically disabling all network connectivity.
They can’t keep him from beeping and booping and whirring into a handset, can they?
Where is he gonna get a handset?
Also, it’s really hard to vocalize anything past 300 baud
He’s a hero.
I mean he is a programmer, so he can figure out how to use the 7tb disk space efficiently
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