Ever the developer-in-chief, President Trump makes surprise appearance on White House roof above the briefing room in an apparent effort to inspect future construction.
  • EvilFonzy@lemmy.worldEnglish
    20·
    12 days ago

    There’s an old joke about a guy who’s house sitting for a friend and he calls to say that his cat died. The friend say something like ‘don’t jump right to that bad news; build it up for a bit. Tell me the cat’s stuck on the roof and then tell me it fell’. The friend then says, “oh, well your grandma is stuck on the roof.” Damn, I hope this is just how they’re choosing to tell us.

    • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldEnglish
      6·
      11 days ago

      You have thirty minutes to move your president

      Your president has been crushed into a small cube

      You have thirty minutes to move your cube

  • crank0271@lemmy.worldEnglish
    14·
    12 days ago

    You really shouldn’t be falling for the ol’ “pool on the roof” thing by your second term.

    • boydster@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      7·
      12 days ago

      Someone’s gotta try the 9th-hole-at-9 gag next. All those golf courses, each one a new opportunity!

      Edit: from Happy Gilmore, for anyone who might not know that one