• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      10 days ago

      John Oliver did it.

      We can just join his church, call his show televised sermons.

      Literally, why the fuck not?

      Our legal system is now Whose Line Is It Anyway?:

      The rules are made up and the points don’t matter.

      Anyway, praise be to the one true prophet Oliver, blessed be his name, the only man personally touched by the noodly appendage of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the one well-intentioned of the Eldritch Gods, who resides most of the time inside a teapot orbiting the Sun between Mercury and Venus.