Slap a sticker on it (this one is from Lake Tahoe):
If you do this put rubber cement on the sticker to make sure it stays
Just get a beater bike and start running into the cars
this is not legal advice
Just carry a hammer.
I dont even bike.
Get a bike with stud tyres and make a tire track right down the middle of the car as if a bike had just driven over the car.
That’s closer to what I was thinking. Most of the suggestions in here are outright vandalism which is an asymmetric response and not very defensible. But if you’re physically capable, depending on traffic conditions, I’d feel like the safest route to go is over the top of the car. I’d do it for a car-shaped rock, so a car-shaped car is no different.
Car people feel entitled to shade for some reason. People block my driveway all the fucking time because it’s one of the only shaded spots on the street.
I rarely see this in Portland Oregon. When I do see a car parked in the bike line here it tends to be scraped up and bashed in. Hard to say if the car was damaged because it was in the bike lane though.
How could Toyota do this?
Bike lock through the window
Counterintuitively, the smaller windows are usually the most expensive
Oh is this a fun fact like most insurance only covers all four tires, not three?
Hopefully nobody breaks a window
Aiming for the shade i see…