I was always partial to kenji alt lopez’ “guys, gals and non-binary pals” phrase

Theydies and mentlegen if you wanna confuse people

"Ladies and Gentlemen and … "

Then just make an evil smile.

Distinguished guests

Scooter’s greeting in the Sleep With Me Podcast:

“ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and friends beyond the binary”

At least, I think that’s what he says. I’m usually already falling asleep.

Replace it with “Esteemed guests” or similar, for the same level of formality.

why not just replace it with everyone? good evening everyone. attention everyone.

Y’all.

What up m’people!

“Ladies, Gentlemen, and people named Steve!” /s

Real answer: “Humans” works on its own, or even just “everyone”. Alternatively, I like “friends and mortal enemies”

Listen up shitheads!

Earthlings?

It’s funny at first I didn’t understand it because you already had three words. But I figured it out in only like 10 minutes.

Just say “hi, everybody!”

My last boss just said “Hello, friends”.

I’ve used “Hello Kings, Queens, and In-Betweens!”.

“Folks” is good if you aren’t in a very casual environment.

“Ladies, Gentlemen, they/them”

‘Gentlemen’ and ‘them’ basicly rhyme so could be something there 👀

I also like, “Hes, shes, and NBs”

“Ladies and GentleThey”