

My only printed shirt is purple and has a unicorn on it. Does that count?


My only printed shirt is purple and has a unicorn on it. Does that count?


Women in the menopause. They aren’t just low on oestrogen and progesterone but also on testosterone.
Sea glass. I have a bunch of jars with it from all over the world.


Thanks for reminding me I forgot to block you.


Southern Poland? It’s not been discovered by the masses yet.


Aldi and Lidl.


Most doctors don’t take it seriously.
Hrs has this stupid “self inspected” thing too now and you can’t exclude it.


I hate it when they constantly repeat it. It’s a stupid management/politician thing and it isn’t natural. But why should I mind “Hello Mrs X” or “Hello Starling”?


Is there a treatment for having no energy, though. I mean really having no energy. ME, MS, Post Covid, CFS…


I hate talk therapy so much. It’s awkward and makes me stressed as hell. I always feel much worse afterwards.


Merlin, actually.


Most updates are enshittification of software that works perfectly fine. Like forcing One Drive on you, for example.
I think the majority of people are pro AI and don’t give it a single thought. Virtually every event poster, restaurant advert and menu I’ve seen lately has been AI generated and people don’t understand why you would point out that the guitarist had three arms.


No, the interviewer is either lazy, incompetent or inexperienced. A decent interviewer doesn’t ask this question.


Swearing isn’t using the Lord’s name in vain. Doing awful things in His name is.


The other day I found out that Deutsche Bahn allows small children in first class.
It was not a good day.


Slippers. I have a pair of Crocs at the back door and my shoes at the front door.


The medic I sat next to the other day literally told me dirt can absolutely hurt you. You can get hanta virus from the dirt you kick up during a walk.
Google auto dubs. Aaaaaaargh.