If he’s got dementia, he’ll probably die within 10 years of his first symptoms, and that’s been a while. It’ll still be too long, obviously.

Highly unlikely. The arms dealers are on his side.

Yeah, because in Germany it’s normal to require 3 months’ notice.

He was never cool, but he used to be considered a mildly amusing rich guy. He actually seemed to have a sense of humour at some point.

The Colosseum was never abandoned (apart from initially, obvs). The reason its still standing is that people (including popes) kept paying for it to be maintained.

The Netherlands is tiny and has a right wing extremist government full of very, very stupid people. In fact, the Dutch version of The Onion sued the minister of foreign affairs because it’s impossible to distinguish between what she says and what they come up with.

It’s not just the US. It’s the electoral system and the lack of checks and balances. There are just as many frigging idiots elsewhere, but they’re less likely to gain power and if they do, they can often not get away with anything because judges aren’t political appointments.

Even though this means men are getting special treatment. Because research into prostrate cancer, for example, hasn’t been banned.

You think you’ve got a problem? Ours are stealing laptops!

Tell them research into women’s medical conditions (like endometrial cancer) is no longer allowed. I’d love to know how they’d spin that one as positive.