I can imagine OP’s reaction when they see a pregnant woman:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKwBjuthGgE
-These women totally turn me on.
-Waitresses?
-No, damn it, the pregnant ones! When I see one, I think they’ve been fucked. This one, for example; she’s sprawled out, they’ve fucked her, they’ve cum inside her, they’ve left the lump inside her… How else the hell (could she have gotten pregnant)?




I once heard about a tribe in South America. Say a man had four wives. If he was asked how many wives he had, and in that moment he only could see two of them, he had to answer “I have two wifes”. I wonder if in this culture sarcasm would be a thing.