Makr Alland

American movies it’s becoming like hard core porn

Which ones? For, you know, fact-checking. Because all the US movies I’ve seen lately show a lot more violence than love sex. Maybe you’re just watching 80s movies?

The Solar American System and its eight planets: Barron, Natalie, America, Melania, Trump™'s Big Beautiful Planet, Ivanka, Don Jr. And Eric.

America has two political parties and both are controlled by different foreign governments.

Sure, the blame falls on dirty foreigners. Americans are never at fault for what happens in the US. Horrible healthcare? It’s the Russian’s fault! ICE killing people on the streets? China! The largest prison population in the world? Eeeh… Peru?

Way too young, both of them. It’ll be Trump vs Hillary 2: Adrenochrome Boogaloo.