Well shit, with that logic we should lockup and deport all the brown people!

Whats that? You say your innocent? Well some guy on the Internets says you could have bribed your criminal records away so you must be lying.

Say Shardkprime, what color is your skin? Since we can’t prove you don’t have a criminal record you better be able to prove your not on of them.

What do you got, the whole town’s DNA on file?

Yuh-huh. If you’ve ever handled a penny, the government’s got your DNA. Why do you think they keep them in circulation?