Reminder that “”“chemtrails”“” behind planes in the sky are water condensation trails (also called contrails) which forms due to the air pressure drop over the top of the wing. It is the same phenomenon as the small cloud produced by the pressure drop when quickly opening a can of a carbonated beverage

Perhaps they need exceptions for some particular candidates that they really want working there?

“they say beastiality is now okay” is reference to a policy change which no longer disqualifies animal fuckers from working there

omg my goodness I never seen this 🤣🤣 hey siri tell brenda to look at this comic it’s a riot

“CENTCOM confirms Iranian forces fired on U.S. Navy guided-missile destroyers transiting the Strait of Hormuz.”

I wonder why US ships transiting the strait

I start my turn and summon pot of greed which allows me to draw two additional pot of greed from my deck

Parent told me I shouldn’t hold it against my older sibling who abused me when I was younger because the older sibling also remembered my birthday and got me toys when I was younger